"These are the best years of your lives"
I saw this cat and first it was like dead
AND THEN STARTED SEDUCING ME I’M SO SCARED
reblog if you cried
Reading conversations on picture posts on your phone is like listening to some people taking about what happened at a party you weren’t invited to
I spend too much money on food.A Novel by Me (via tac0smell)
i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats
what if we started saying “duck” instead of “fuck” because of autocorrect and some day our children say something like “ducking duck” and we will be like don’t swear kid!!!!!!!!!!!!