Reading conversations on picture posts on your phone is like listening to some people taking about what happened at a party you weren’t invited to
I spend too much money on food.A Novel by Me (via tac0smell)
i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats
what if we started saying “duck” instead of “fuck” because of autocorrect and some day our children say something like “ducking duck” and we will be like don’t swear kid!!!!!!!!!!!!
what are men who think feminism is only for women even on about? like yeah I’M white so I don’t care about people with another skin colour to have the same rights, I’m straight so what do gay people concern me, I’m a human being so what do I care about some trees being cut down
trying to explain tumblr’s humor is like trying to explain the taste of water